[Very] Funny Christmas Sayings For Cards 2019 | Wishes Treasury

Funny Christmas Sayings For Cards | Wishes Treasury

Very Funny Christmas Sayings | Merry Christmas sayings 

For all of you celebrating Christmas, here is a collection of Merry Christmas sayings and funny sayings to make you laugh, think or remember. For those who don't celebrate Christmas, they can still enjoy some of the thoughts and sayings here. Enjoy the season!

[Very] Funny Christmas Sayings For Cards 2019
[Very] Funny Christmas Sayings For Cards 2019

Merry Christmas sayings | Funny Christmas sayings
Spread some Christmas joy! Entertain your family and friends with these fun Christmas sayings. Read them to your family or write them on your Christmas cards

  • What I don't like about Christmas office parties is looking for work the next day. –Phyllis Diller
  • Send your packages early so that the post office loses them in time for Christmas. –Johnny Carson
  • I stopped believing in Santa when I was six years old. My mother took me to see him at a department store and he asked me for an autograph. -Shirley Temple
  • The worst gift is a fruit cake. There is only one fruit cake in the whole world and people keep sending each other. –Johnny Carson
  • The elves try to stay in the four main food groups: sweets, candy canes, caramel corns and syrup. –Buddy the elf
  • Santa has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. –Victor Borge
  • Once I bought my children a set of batteries for Christmas with a note that said: "Toys not included!" –Bernard Manning
  • A good conscience is a continuous Christmas. –Ben Franklin

  • The gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a true Merry Christmas. –Peg Bracken
  • Pets, like their owners, tend to expand slightly during the Christmas period. –Frances Wright
  • One of the good things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present. -Unknown
  • Love the giver more than the gift. –Brigham Young
  • I wish we could put some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar every month. –Harian Miller
  • That is the true spirit of Christmas: people who receive help from people other than me. –Jerry Seinfeld
  • The real Santa Claus is in the mall. –Lemony Snicket
  • I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it year-round. -Charles Dickens
  • Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we are here for something other than us. –Eric Sevareid
  • One of the most glorious disorders in the world is the disorder created in the living room on Christmas Day. Do not clean it too fast. –Andy Rooney
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. -Normal Vincent Peale
  • Christmas is doing something extra for someone. –Charles Schulz

Short Christmas Card Sayings | Merry Christmas 2019

  • The excellence of a gift lies in its suitability rather than its value. Charles D Warner
  • The only blind person at Christmas is the one without Christmas in his heart. -Helen Keller
  • Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peace, goodwill toward men. -Lucas 2:14
  • There is nothing sadder in this world than waking up Christmas morning and not being a child. –Erma Bombeck
  • Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind. To appreciate peace and goodwill, to be generous in mercy, is to have the true spirit of Christmas. - Calvin Coolidge
  • Christmas, my daughter, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. -Dale Evans Rogers
  • I dream of a white Christmas, like the ones I used to know. –Irving Berlin
  • This is the Christmas message: we are never alone. Taylor Caldwell
  • Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas may mean a little more. -Dr. Seuss
  • You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger. –Robert Paul
  • Always winter but never Christmas. -C. S. Lewis

  • There was a time when most of my friends could hear the bell, but as the years went by, it fell silent for everyone. Even Sarah found a Christmas in which she could no longer hear her sweet sound. Although I have aged, the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe. -Chris Van Allsburg
  • Christmas is a time when children tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. The deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their children pay for it. -Richard Lamm
  • Christmas is a time when you miss the house, even when you're at home. "- Carol Nelson
  • And this is Christmas ... what have you done? -John Lennon
  • And she gave birth to her firstborn son, and wrapped him in diapers and put him in a manger; because there was no place for them at the inn. Luke 2: 7
  • The two happiest times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. - Alice Cooper
  • Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day in the warm circle of family and friends. -Margaret Thatcher
  • There has only been one Christmas. The rest are anniversaries. –WJ Cameron
  • Christmas is the day that keeps all the time together. –Alexander Smith
  • My idea of ​​Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: love others. Now that I think about it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? –Bob Hope
  • Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day. –Helen Steiner Rice
  • Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, everyone is 30 feet tall. Larry wilde
  • It's Christmas every time you let God love others through you. -Mother Teresa
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it is mandatory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. –Garrison Keillor
  • Remember, if Christmas is in your heart, you will not find it under a tree. –Charlotte Carpenter
  • At Christmas, all roads lead home. –Majorie Holmes

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